Perfect CRAZY Cat Lady or Man (I'm not here to judge)

Whats more depressing than being alone?
Having cats!!
WAIT!! Hold up!
Who said that being alone was depressing?
Oh, those people jealous of couples, you say?
Yeeeah didn't I state they were JEALOUS!?
People are caught up in being or having some 'PERFECT' relationship with some amazing significant other.

1. Perfection isn't real. But desperation is.
2. Your 'amazing significant' other is gonna have some shocking secret that won't lead them to being the amazing person your dreams are showing you.
3. This is the REAL world sweet. Happy endings don't just happen with a click of the fingers.

There are perks to being single.
Liiiike...
Yeeeah I cant really come up with one right now.
I guess there is the whole not having to depend on others?
Its not depressing to be alone, as you're not quite ready to put yourself out there.
So owning a few cats isn't gonna make you pathetic or depressing if you are on your lonesome.
Cause even married couples own A LOT of cats.
Moral of this story...
Is being single isn't the end of the world.